I Can't Believe I Watched the Whole Thing!

Some Movies Are Hard to Digest...

After being gone for far too long, I'm back! And I have got a whole lot of movies (most of them really crappy) ready to go. So sit back, enjoy as I suffer for your amusement. Just remember, if you decide to watch any of the really horrible movies I review here, don't say I didn't warn you.

What's in a name?

Wonder what the name means? We got the idea from an old Alka Seltzer commercial in which a guy suffering from heartburn proclaims "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and can be viewed here. Which is how I sometimes feel after sitting through some of these movies. Not that all of these movies leave me feeling like I need those two hours of my life back, but there are a select few that make me wonder why I even thought that subjecting myself to them was a good idea. That is why all the movies are rated on various types of food instead of stars or how badly I want to kill someone for greenlighting these movies.

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Warning: These reviews contain strong language and images and may not be suitable for children, small animals, old people, pregnant women, people who don't like horror movies, and those who can't take a freakin' joke!


What's cookin':
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) Added 9/16/11
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) NEW! Added 9/25/11
Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned (2008)
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Day of the Dead (2008)
Fist of the Vampire (2007)
Slither (2006)

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